I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater

Size Guide

Size Chart

Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 29.5 in 44 in 18 in 27 in
M 30.5 in 46 in 19 in 27.5 in
L 31 in 48.5 in 20 in 28.5 in
XL 32 in 51 in 21.5 in 29 in
2XL 33 in 53 in 22.5 in 30 in
3XL 33.5 in 55.5 in 23.6 in 31 in
4XL 34.5 in 58 in 25 in 31.5 in
5XL 35 in 60 in 26 in 32.5 in
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  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve
S 75 cm 111 cm 45 cm 68 cm
M 77 cm 117 cm 48 cm 70 cm
L 79 cm 123 cm 51 cm 72 cm
XL 81 cm 129 cm 54 cm 74 cm
2XL 83 cm 135 cm 57 cm 76 cm
3XL 85 cm 141 cm 60 cm 78 cm
4XL 87 cm 147 cm 63 cm 80 cm
5XL 89 cm 153 cm 66 cm 82 cm
sweater 2 300x300 1
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 15 in 12 in 11 in 14 in 2-3
XS 17 in 14 in 12.2 in 15 in 3-5
S 20 in 17 in 14.5 in 18 in 5-8
M 22 in 18.5 in 16 in 19.7 in 8-10
L 23.5 in 19.7 in 17 in 21 in 10-12
XL 27 in 21 in 18 in 26 in 12-15
sweater 2 300x300 1
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
Size Length Bust Shoulder Sleeve Age
2XS 38 cm 31 cm 27 cm 35 cm 2-3
XS 43 cm 36 cm 31 cm 38 cm 3-5
S 51 cm 43 cm 37 cm 46 cm 5-8
M 55 cm 47 cm 40 cm 50 cm 8-10
L 59 cm 50 cm 43 cm 53cm 10-12
XL 68 cm 53 cm 45 cm 66 cm 12-15
sweater 2 300x300 1
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • Regular fit
  • Fabric Weight: 300 g/m².
  • Stitch Color: black or white, automatically matched based on patterns.
  • Care Instruction: machine wash cold with similar colors, do not bleach, tumble dry low, do not iron, do not dry clean.
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I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater  – Shocking And Attractive

It’s time to break the old holiday fashion rules and wear a real statement of personality. Are you tired of the same old reindeer and Santa Claus sweaters? Say hello to the I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater – the Ugly Sweater that will make you the center of attention at every party, in a way no one expected. Click to discover why thousands of people are ready to put aside their shyness to wear this sweater and make this year’s holiday a memorable one! Are you ready to become a humorous holiday fashion icon?
I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater
I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater

Unique Design And High Quality Materials:

  • Design: The sweater has a festive knit pattern with zigzag lines, pine trees, snowflakes, hearts and especially the cute little sparrow image interspersed in red, cream white and blue tones. The collar, cuffs and hem are edged in a striking red. The back continues with the vibrant festive motif, with no text.
  • Standout Slogan: The front center features the words I MAY BE A HANDFUL BUT SO ARE MY TITS. The phrase uses a witty and sexy play on words.
  • Material: Made from premium Polyester, the sweater ensures a soft, warm yet breathable feel, allowing you to comfortably rock out in all the festive activities.

This Sweater Is Made For Those Who:

  • Love Bold Humor: Those who are not afraid to express their personality, have a sense of humor and want to bring laughter to those around them.
  • Body Confidence: Women who love and are proud of their bodies, turning sexiness into a humorous, natural element.
  • Want to Stand Out at Events: Perfect for Ugly Sweater parties, intimate Christmas Eves, or simply to show off your uniqueness on social media.
The I May Be A Handful So Are My Tits But Christmas Ugly Sweater is the best investment for your holiday season. It’s a great gift, a perfect icebreaker, and a fashion statement that exudes boundless fun. Don’t hesitate! If you’re confident, charming, and have a sense of humor, this sweater is for you.

SHIPPING POLICY

SHIPPING COST?

The shipping cost within the U.S. is: 5.99 USD + 2 USD per additional item

For international shipping: from 13 USD + 6 USD per additional item

WHERE DO WE DELIVER?

We provide worldwide shipping.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 2D, Tshirt, Hat, Cap, Sweatshirt, Hoodie... 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 6-8 days 7-15 days
All over print product ( Hawaiian shirt, Shoes, Jersey, Ugly Sweater, House Flag, Garden Flag, 3D Product, 3D T-shirt, 3D Hoodie, Tumbler, Crocs...) 6-8 days 12-15 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 2-9 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.

Note: The public holidays, destination countries and couriers will be affected the shipping time too.

Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time